题目内容：

求简短的英语笑话带翻译

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1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了.六十年后,那个男生死掉了.
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌,路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰,为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候,都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”
3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He...he robbed my homework book.
老师：汤姆,你今天为什么迟到这么久?还有你的家庭作业本呢?
汤姆：对不起,老师,我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢,天哪!太糟糕了!他抢了你什么东西没有?
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……