题目内容：

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请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。

 

A. I can’t find it.

B. He is really somebody.

C. You’re right.

D. A great man

E. Where is the egg?

F. I am not wrong.

 

1.________

Tom: Dad, give me a dime (十美分).

Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.

Son: You’re right, Dad. Give me a dollar.

2.________

Teacher: Can you make a sentence (句子) with the word “egg”?

Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is the “egg” ?

Student: In the cake. Sir.

3.________

Teacher: Would Shakespeare (莎士比亚) be a great man if he were alive (活着) today ?

Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old.

4.________

Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?

Child: A gatekeeper (门卫) at the cemetery (墓地).

5.________

Mum: Look at your socks, One is short, the other is long, You put on the wrong ones.

Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too