题目内容：

An American teenager was in hospital recovering from serious head wounds from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the teenager told the police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his dead to a moving train before he was hit.

A terrorist didn’t pay enough postage for a bomb letter. It came back with Return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it and was blown into pieces.

From Laugh Your Head Off

1. Why was the American teenager in hospital?

A. He had a headache.

B. He was hit by the police.

C. He got serous head wounds

2.Why didn’t the terrorist post off the bomb letter?

A. It was dangerous.

B. It needed more postage.

C. It was for the terrorist himself.

3.What happened to the terrorist at last?

A. He was happy.

B. He was dead.

C. He was angry.